Dissatisfied Customer
![](https://s.deckbox.org/images/icon_spacer.gif)
![](https://s.deckbox.org/system/images/mtg/cards/2031824.jpg)
![](https://s.deckbox.org/images/icon_spacer.gif)
It only takes 30 seconds to sign up. You can start by Clicking here.
![](https://s.deckbox.org/images/icon_spacer.gif)
![](https://s.deckbox.org/images/icon_spacer.gif)
Formats | Standard: NotLegal Pioneer: NotLegal Modern: NotLegal Legacy: Legal Vintage: Legal Commander: Legal Brawl: NotLegal Draft: Legal Cube: Legal Tiny Leaders: Legal Pauper: Legal Singleton: Legal Premodern: NotLegal Oathbreaker: Legal Fat Stack: Legal Prismatic: Legal Vanguard: Legal Historic: NotLegal Other: Legal |
Rules | Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life. |
Mana Cost | ![]() ![]() |
Type | Creature - Vampire Guest |
Flavor | The mirrors weren't fun for everyone. |